Last Updated on December 12, 2024
RV parks are often a haven for those looking to escape the hustle and bustle of everyday life, offering a sense of community and a connection to nature. However, some RV parks come with a set of rules that can be, well, a bit over the top. These rules can range from mildly inconvenient to downright absurd, making you wonder if you're staying in an RV park or attending a strict boarding school. We found a great video from the RV Odd Couple channel that highlights some of the most ridiculous RV park rules they've encountered. Below, we've summarized the highlights, but make sure to watch the entire video at the bottom of the article for the full experience.
1. The 13-Page Rulebook
Imagine pulling into an RV park and being handed a rulebook that's thicker than a novel. Yes, a 13-page rulebook! While it's understandable that parks need rules to maintain order, this seems a bit excessive. It's like getting a user manual when you buy a toaster—except this one tells you how to live your life for the next few days.
2. Mandatory Name Badges
In some parks, you're required to wear a name badge at all times. This includes wearing it to the pool or hot tub. While it's great for remembering names, it feels more like attending a conference than enjoying a vacation. "Hi, my name is John, and I'm here to relax—badge and all!"
3. Dress Code
A dress code at an RV park? Yes, some parks require you to wear shirts, shoes, and appropriate clothing at all times. This rule is particularly amusing in places like Arizona, where the heat can make you want to wear as little as possible. It's like they're trying to turn camping into a formal event.
4. Masks in the Pool
In the age of COVID-19, masks have become a common requirement. However, some parks take it a step further by requiring you to wear a mask in the pool or hot tub. This rule is not only impractical but also potentially dangerous. It's like they're trying to invent a new form of waterboarding.
5. No Dogs Outside
Some parks have rules against leaving your dog outside, even if they're in a gated area. While it's understandable to prevent constant barking, this rule seems a bit harsh. It's like they're saying, "Your dog can enjoy the great outdoors—as long as they're inside."
6. Flag Restrictions
Many RVers love to hang flags, whether it's a patriotic display or a funny saying. However, some parks only allow the U.S. flag and the state flag of the state you're camping in. Even worse, you need written permission to hang any flag. It's like they're running a mini United Nations.
7. Hidden Fees
Hidden fees are the bane of any traveler's existence. Some parks charge extra for everything from 50-amp service to receiving mail. One park even charged $20 to accept packages, despite the mail truck delivering directly to your spot. It's like they're trying to nickel-and-dime you out of your vacation budget.
8. No Towels or Clothes Outside
In some parks, you're not allowed to hang towels or clothes outside to dry. While it's understandable not to want the place to look like a laundromat, it's camping for crying out loud! How else are you supposed to dry your swim trunks—by wearing them until they dry?
9. Escort to Your Spot
Some parks require an escort to show you to your spot and won't leave until you're fully parked. While this can be helpful, it often becomes a nuisance when the escort tries to direct your parking. It's like having a backseat driver—except they're in a golf cart.
10. No Chalk Art
Kids love drawing with chalk, but some parks prohibit it, requiring you to remove any chalk art before you leave. Even more absurd, you're not allowed to use their water to clean it off. It's like they're saying, "We love art—as long as it disappears magically."
These rules may seem laughable, but they can seriously impact your RVing experience. Don't forget to check out the full video:
